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No Abs, Hella Crabs Tee

No Abs, Hella Crabs Tee

$24.99 USD
$24.99 USD
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  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Width, in 18.25 20.25 22.00 24.00 26.00 27.75 29.75
Length, in 26.62 28.00 29.37 30.75 31.62 32.50 33.50
Sleeve length from center back, in 16.25 17.75 19.00 20.50 21.75 23.25 24.63
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

 

Abs are optional. Crabs are mandatory.

This ain't your average gym tee. It's a statement. A lifestyle. A whole crustacean vibe.

Flex your personality (and maybe your traps) with Brotein Studios' “No Abs, Hella Crabs” shirt — featuring our legendary mascot striking a competition pose in crab-themed posing trunks. Because let's be real… not everyone’s got a six-pack, but we all got something to show off.

Perfect for gym bros, cheat day legends, and seafood lovers who lift.

🦀 Specs You Actually Care About

  • S to 4XL — for shredded kings and dad bod gods

  • 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft like your post-leg-day whimpers

  • Garment-dyed = that vintage, worn-in flex look

  • Double-needle stitched to survive every superset, spill, and squat

  • Seamless = no chafing, bro

💪 Wear It When:

  • You’re skipping abs day for the 147th time

  • You need a pump cover that screams “alpha + unhinged”

  • You want to confuse people at brunch

  • You're trying to distract from your lack of core strength

🧼 Care Like a Champ

  • Machine wash cold (like your ex’s heart)

  • No bleach — let the shirt keep all its gains

  • Tumble dry low, or hang like your gym towel

  • Iron low (or don’t — wrinkles add character)

  • No dry cleaning — we’re not Wall Street, we’re the weight rack

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