You didn’t choose the glute life — the glute life chose you. Introducing the Dump Truck Daddy Tee — for lifters who carry heavy cheeks and heavy bars with equal pride.
This premium Brotein Studios design is for the legends who:
Pull sumo, pull conventional, pull attention
Rock PRs and short shorts unapologetically
Understand that a strong posterior is a public service
Featuring the iconic Brotein mascot and a bold "Dump Truck Daddy" flex across your chest, this tee lets the world know that your deadlifts are deep and your squats are deeper.
🛠️ Brotein Specs:
Sizes S–4XL for cheeked-up champions
100% ring-spun, high-quality US cotton for all-day flex and breathability
Garment-dyed for a smooth, vintage feel from day one
Pre-shrunk, just like your ego after a heavy single
Built to last and ethically made in Honduras with a 2-year warranty
💦 Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold (30C / 90F max)
Skip the bleach — your cheeks are bright enough
Tumble dry low, like a controlled eccentric
Iron low heat if needed
No dry cleaning — this is power, not prom
🔥 Dump Truck Daddy: Because leg day deserves a license plate. Welcome to the Brotein Studios movement — where glutes are built, not bought.
🔥 Real lifters. Real laughs. Real thick. Welcome to Brotein Studios.
